Are you frustrated?
Feeling alone?
Is no one listening to you
and your vindictive ideas?
We will!
- Do you have a friend, co-worker or family member
that constantly makes you feel like you want
to take a huge juicy dump on their doorstep? - Do you have an ex that is ridiculing you
or has in the past and you want to stick it to them
but you're just too nice of a person? - Maybe you're just the quiet type that people use
to unload their crap on and you've always wanted
to tell them to, well... SCREW OFF!?!?
Hey! Stop what you're doing now and listen up.
We'll do all that for you... no really
we will!
We can start the war you've always wanted
but don't want anyone to know you did.
Time for payback!
Don't be shy! Get the last word in!
Hire the "Revenge
for Hire" posse.
get even!
We'll do all that pent up stuff you can't
cause your image will get exploited if you do.
- Piss on your neighbor's car...
- Dump garbage on an ex's lawn...
- Put an ad in the paper letting everyone know
that your boss is nailing the secretary!
Now when the you-know-what hits the fan, be aware...
it will probably come back to you, but rest assured...
You never said a thing
so turn
that gunfire into a full on war!
No, we won't kill, rape, kidnap or take nude photos of anyone screwing a dog, but we'll be sure those things you have to let out get out and you can sit back and be satisfied knowing the jerk that has always irritated you finally got what they deserved.
Disclaimer:
All actions and ideas of actions acted out by the
"Revenge for Hire" posse were not those of any members
directly involved and are the sole responsibility
of parties involved.
It's too bad that you will never know those parties though because
we are about revenge suckers and nothing more so anyone
and
everyone's involvement will always remain private.